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showed aste to dry your hands in the dgcca (at the request of my friends CIFA)

(this text was written for private blog dgcca employees when the humor allowed us to play and write a blog )

How dry in DGCCA

1. shaken from ending up washing DGCCA door. If you cross the road to someone claiming to shake hands, give it wet: will not print, knows that it is water. Never would think wrong, like you always think it's pee.
2. Rub hands gently (which is what washed and what you are talking about) in the ass pants. Preferably yours, but you never know when to use the pants (or the ass) stands outside to kill two birds with one stone. Nevertheless, his choice: No such ass pants to dry your own hands. Also, beware of abuse complaints are the order of the day. Note that, if necessary, will be difficult to prove in court that you. Found no better towel that ass of comrades to dry your hands.
3. Wash them dry in the dry cleaner across the street.
4. The curtains are always a good remedy for dry hands when there are no towels, but in the DGCCA no towels, look you have vamo `a curtain, vamo ...
5. have proved it not toilet paper? Forget it. You are bits of poor quality Pegaditas tissue in the fingers as lint (the kind that never goes out) and then have to rub their hands in the ass of comrades (you can choose a new one) this time to remove the remains of recycled toilet. Besides state would be wasting a resource that is in short supply not to mention often in short supply: the role in all its forms, uses and qualities: A4 spend forget to dry your hands dirty, would be unforgivable, "carilina? not on shopping lists for the last four years DGCCA do not know what it is, what it does, who cares. The newspaper, in other cases it may be useful (although I'd rather go to Mc Donalds) when used for drying hands, just does one thing: you have to wash them again, this time to clean black spots has printed ink left in his annoying hands daily. Also, let's face it, when have you seen a newspaper in the DGCCA?
6. Blow, blow hard on them, provided they do not know what to do with a body part, or self-blowing: does not fail.
7. Bring a washcloth for something someone invent addressed in the portfolio of the lady and gentleman's pocket, remove your wallet or pocket, as indicated by their gender or their preferences (always save a girl willingly wipes on his pants and men who love to use portfolio), in DGCCA anything but we do not discriminate one, and use regularly. If you regularly does so: read the instructions on another manual. Or not break more balls and dry (hands, of course) as usual. Or as you can. Use the towel
8. other hand, achieved you get tired of being the / the only asshole @ @ leading towel and leave to bring or lend it because he hates that every time their turn comes to dry, the towel Bordadita for mom, is soaked, full of wetting others.
9. not wash them. If they are not washed, not wet, ergo: no need to dry them.

What not to do with wet hands

1. not give out to someone who was out @ l bath. Be impressed considering other fluids.
2. not sign any return immediately: the ink will run and stain your return and that of others.
3. not take toilet paper with his little hands because machucadito remains wet, then you remember that other comrades will always be willing to use the roll and nobody wants to wipe your ass with wet paper. Clear that if left unattended in the bathroom, a place usually chosen to wash their hands, will disappear and all the hate between two and four times a day as urinary resilience. And another.
4. ass Do not use the finite trouser fabrics, for the shape of their hands will be marked on your back and everyone will say: Did you you have no towel in the bathroom?
5. not shake their hands in the face of their comrades s: is one of the most insufferable jokes that make the employees in these places. You do not have enough surplus water will wash their hands after having to endure the droplets from the hands of a funny.
6. Do not hide your hands to hide the fact that they are wet because you do not like the whole world to know that just go for the sixth time in two hours to pee, and all said I was looking for toilet paper that you took it again because sistitis should continue with last year.
7. friend See @: stop fucking and, if working in a public agency, let the shame and good manners at home. Let's see if we're going to have to walk thinking about their troubles when no towel drying hands.

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