Monday, January 31, 2011

Kates Playground Forum Fans

aste-cococcioni pajama party

from top to bottom: lorenzo, valentina and Catalina, wild with joy!
catalina and fox, and showed lolo the worth to Smack.
the slogan was sprawled!
face of "how we spent with Aunt coke?"
Lorenzo diego t-shirts (86) and messi and the puppet catalina preferred. it was catalina so cute that they wanted to take pictures with him.
Valentina, Lorenzo and Catherine were cousins \u200b\u200bslumber party at home. After dinner we shoot. above the slogan was dreaming face of crazy things, then asked them monkey face, but they got to strut with the hands, face out they do not like ugly. then made: where are my pekes, and hid behind Zorri, Ugly and Paws, the amigurumi crocheted them. we more but we can not tell you everything, man! among the three, also filmed a movie, it seems, is being edited. but the funny thing was that I was told that Teddy was falling head when sleeping. so as 4am I heard a huge noise but I thought it a planet that had fallen on the planet next door. the latter, golpeaditos but very polite, asked if they could go to my room. lolo comes in alpha, with kta and Chinese. "Mom, we fell lolo, he burst his head on the floor is full of bumps" lolo nor crying, watched me asking me all this happened? I say, lolo, I notice if I broke floor?, lolo hurt? lolo, you have bumps? lolo want to sleep in the bed of sanctity that has no legs so if you fall again, not because it's all you fall flat? all said yes, Nabito. but the premium it settled back in the favorite chair so he could watch cartoons before bed and filled his apartment with pillows, if you drop the big head again.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

How To Build A Parker Bridge From Toothpicks

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Sunday, January 9, 2011

Legs Burning And Aching

minimum living standards for manual

son read it, and cumplilo imprimilo. because otherwise ... but, but: CRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  1. waste in the trash.
  2. cans with bag bag (closed) in dumpster
  3. crumbs on the floor: never. but if such a mishap occurs, bars and joints (broom and shovel: I do not know if you know what they are)
  4. Coke in the refrigerator. will you serve in a glass (a glass one) and leave it in the fridge, cerradita (coca and refrigerator) thing going the other way also to drink coca cola if they wish. is coca is a house with national and popular. by 2011, with Coca Cola for everyone.
  5. using a glass per person. I'm training to wash glasses. okey?
  6. one bath towel per person. are baby pinks. betty boop and it's mine.
  7. the bath towel hangs on the floor and no hooks to hang, so look closely. well if hung on the floor is no place for you crumbs and glasses. and yes, we have limited space, it's time you understand. the bathroom, if you stop to look, is full of towel (which are few hooks that invite you to hang towels and bath towels) if you do not use them, get bored and throw less.
  8. dirty clothes in laundry bin. in the pan. neither up nor down, not even close. inside.
  9. clean clothes in closet.
  10. footwear as clean as possible, in the closet. the living room worth clarifying is not a closet.
  11. Upgrade the antivirus because I do not think to call in July when you pop the pc.
  12. not eat everything. certainly not without asking. chocolate for cooking is cooking, not eating bar. but, well, can pass. nobody is going to die by eating 200 grams of chocolate brownies. In this case, the next day, going to the supermarket and get better.
  13. if you end the molasses, which is what happens 99.9 percent of the time: to recover coke. the block and a half is from the coca dispensing home is just as long for you to catalina and me. Now, if you're not physically able to walk a block and a half: do not eat coca cola.
  14. bottle of water. charged: you know? I saw that the finish you and you'll always find there others? well, not that automatically fill and lie down in the refrigerator. Then, you end one, just load and only recently, then you take another.
  15. phone on the base. not live alone. Where did you find when you need him? at the base. cargadito. tonka ...
  16. unless the door open should be closed. I got it, right? but I send you a summary table.
  17. dining room chairs, back to dinner. but having no legs (or have but are inanimate) the you have to carry you. without dragging it scratches the floor. I ask that you not use skates (which did you know you are, ask your grandmother) or that you take off your shoes before entering a house, or even wax: Rayes just not dragging the furniture floor.
  18. if you break the button for the bathroom, fix it. or skill and note date. but the toilet seat down is not enough.
  19. osmar
  20. until he comes to make do for the tenth time in three months the deposit, do not leave the tap open bath. remember, brother, that water is a nonrenewable value.
  21. greet upon arrival and leave a place. especially mamuchita. no?
  22. books are kept in place. and yes, they are in alphabetical order (by that the find).
  23. not lend books, much less those of mom.
  24. if I want my mommy to make shelves for the library: minimum of all minimum volume measurements (width, length and depth), and mommy goes to the glazing (which is a place where they sell glass) and policy makers.
  25. retrieve the books, pen drive and teg that I took my mom.
  26. vent environments.

I know I sound like much, but in doing so, not really doing anything. just keeping in place what we already had another (usually me). Note that it says take out the trash on the street, doing the only glass I have to use, wash pants, waxing, washing clothes ... wash the dishes ... God forbid!
if you do, you know, house keys in the hall.

pd: what we do with the bike?

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Pattycake Online Halloween

showed aste to dry your hands in the dgcca (at the request of my friends CIFA)

(this text was written for private blog dgcca employees when the humor allowed us to play and write a blog )

How dry in DGCCA


  1. shaken from ending up washing DGCCA door. If you cross the road to someone claiming to shake hands, give it wet: will not print, knows that it is water. Never would think wrong, like you always think it's pee.
  2. Rub hands gently (which is what washed and what you are talking about) in the ass pants. Preferably yours, but you never know when to use the pants (or the ass) stands outside to kill two birds with one stone. Nevertheless, his choice: No such ass pants to dry your own hands. Also, beware of abuse complaints are the order of the day. Note that, if necessary, will be difficult to prove in court that you. Found no better towel that ass of comrades to dry your hands.
  3. Wash them dry in the dry cleaner across the street.
  4. The curtains are always a good remedy for dry hands when there are no towels, but in the DGCCA no towels, look you have vamo `a curtain, vamo ...
  5. have proved it not toilet paper? Forget it. You are bits of poor quality Pegaditas tissue in the fingers as lint (the kind that never goes out) and then have to rub their hands in the ass of comrades (you can choose a new one) this time to remove the remains of recycled toilet. Besides state would be wasting a resource that is in short supply not to mention often in short supply: the role in all its forms, uses and qualities: A4 spend forget to dry your hands dirty, would be unforgivable, "carilina? not on shopping lists for the last four years DGCCA do not know what it is, what it does, who cares. The newspaper, in other cases it may be useful (although I'd rather go to Mc Donalds) when used for drying hands, just does one thing: you have to wash them again, this time to clean black spots has printed ink left in his annoying hands daily. Also, let's face it, when have you seen a newspaper in the DGCCA?
  6. Blow, blow hard on them, provided they do not know what to do with a body part, or self-blowing: does not fail.
  7. Bring a washcloth for something someone invent addressed in the portfolio of the lady and gentleman's pocket, remove your wallet or pocket, as indicated by their gender or their preferences (always save a girl willingly wipes on his pants and men who love to use portfolio), in DGCCA anything but we do not discriminate one, and use regularly. If you regularly does so: read the instructions on another manual. Or not break more balls and dry (hands, of course) as usual. Or as you can. Use the towel
  8. other hand, achieved you get tired of being the / the only asshole @ @ leading towel and leave to bring or lend it because he hates that every time their turn comes to dry, the towel Bordadita for mom, is soaked, full of wetting others.
  9. not wash them. If they are not washed, not wet, ergo: no need to dry them.
What not to do with wet hands
  1. not give out to someone who was out @ l bath. Be impressed considering other fluids.
  2. not sign any return immediately: the ink will run and stain your return and that of others.
  3. not take toilet paper with his little hands because machucadito remains wet, then you remember that other comrades will always be willing to use the roll and nobody wants to wipe your ass with wet paper. Clear that if left unattended in the bathroom, a place usually chosen to wash their hands, will disappear and all the hate between two and four times a day as urinary resilience. And another.
  4. ass Do not use the finite trouser fabrics, for the shape of their hands will be marked on your back and everyone will say: Did you you have no towel in the bathroom?
  5. not shake their hands in the face of their comrades s: is one of the most insufferable jokes that make the employees in these places. You do not have enough surplus water will wash their hands after having to endure the droplets from the hands of a funny.
  6. Do not hide your hands to hide the fact that they are wet because you do not like the whole world to know that just go for the sixth time in two hours to pee, and all said I was looking for toilet paper that you took it again because sistitis should continue with last year.
  7. friend See @: stop fucking and, if working in a public agency, let the shame and good manners at home. Let's see if we're going to have to walk thinking about their troubles when no towel drying hands.

Monday, January 3, 2011

How Can I Get Cold Out Of My Baby's Throat

twelve objectives sweet potato queen's 2011 Christmas

aste spend much of 01/01/1911 to write our wish list for the new year. cost us a little more than a shopping list and a lot more than wishes. first had to establish the difference between desire and goal. As we sometimes mixed a little score. in the negotiation, the sweet potato queen gave me permission to post your listing. I actually won a bet. I tried to do the same but had santiago Proietto humor that seemed so aste. how pibe! fatal falls adolescence. no difference on the night and egg onion. catalina but we can make the total target list are things we can change at any time.
catalina go here:

  1. not take many subjects how many? could not make an ideal target: no take areas, for example, and then go driving, child? in goals last year so I decided not to lie, Mommy ..
  2. after mom finished ordering my new room, I intend to keep it tidy. that more than a goal achieved my wish would be fulfilled and more than that, it would be a miracle.
  3. brush my teeth before going to sleep (this is not going to put on the blog, no?)
  4. not spend all day watching TV or throw the computer because it is bad. could go for a walk, but for me I'm afraid your house because people out there is very bleak.
  5. keyboard lessons.
  6. read at least one book a month. was not that I had determined not to lie so much, catalina?
  7. approve most of the evidence without relying on luck. I explain: to study and sit not just a day before the test. I mean: so far approve everything without studying!
  8. do all their homework at home.
  9. stop taking coke so often.
  10. let mom hold my nails prolijitas. it clear that you convinced me, ma!
  11. learn that I have to always share my ice cream with mom. not write lies, ma. That is not a goal, a wish and it is yours: Put it in your list.
  12. convince mom gave me a cat. or a dog to guard with Santiago. ajajaja, me rio de janeiro to lujan.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Before Your Period Discharge

countless bloody Christmas fairs

is over Christmas and had no willingness to write my Christmas story. but I think that happens to me every Christmas since I write the story of Christmas.
as I have time until 31 because the Christmas story really is not Christmas but New Year's Eve celebrations.
perhaps, before worrying about ready to leave the Christmas story, decide to show what the hell are we going to end of the year, but as I know by heart their answers or ask them and I quote some possible without noting who is becoming one because it is not necessary.
  • do nothing, is a day as any. Flipping burgers and fries and after 12 I'm going to see fish
  • anything but eat raisins
  • same to me means nothing
  • having to leave home to bathe and
  • to use that money to buy an air conditioner, ma ... I do not care
  • have internet, music, TV ... buy a coke and go. and then come some friends, ma ... Yes, ma. ready, ma. said yes, no ma?
  • I do not care how good it would go a hotel and stay in the room eating from the fridge. and when we get bored, we go to the pool. but we do not bathe.
  • do not know, no idea ... just mom, you Think it, do not you realize I'm seeing almost angels. but almost angels and over. instances of the second part of the first season, just ma. (For me that this baby instead of Mommy, Mommy, Mamucha decided to call suffices)
  • anything, do not touch fish total
  • I do not care what you want but after twelve plays
  • want to eat fish cutlets , but which you and you do not make history because today we have fish santi
anything. I would say that fish did not play because he had to spend New Year with his mother. anyway, when there arises a good idea should be left to the Swiss labor ultimately decided by a (and fish).
a while we only need the first and make the Christmas fairy tale of first year.
in general, people ask for wishes for the coming year, I prefer to remember the non-desires that I met. those who did not ask for throwing coins into the fountain of the sea train, or putting the car under the bridge when a train passes ... much less the last year I asked each raisins (dried grapes! I forgot eat raisins that is not the same as to forget to wish), are things that may seem silly for anyone, issues that have nothing to do with shining success, or valued in the currency basket ... how funny horse and the basket of currencies, sorry that image came to me at the helm. desires is not because they were not deliberately left to be desired wishes fulfilled. namely
in 2010 I got something that took me ten years. okay, I admit, I lasted less than two months but it is important to have succeeded. is an important achievement and I hope they appreciate, not just my luck but the effort must be put to fulfill some wishes: for six weeks and three days I was the favorite aunt of Julian. epa! not everyone (yes, I know, only conchudita laura). Now back to my crazy aunt role he says he is not so bad, I do not worry. as I was concerned and asked him the ball came to me asking craft since he was their favorite aunt. you say I'm talking pelotudeces but I know that is a serious achievement because the ball came out round and all, is an important step. and have doubts about my abilities to make strips of cloth stuffed with fleece balls (although july absolutely confident in me) I wrapped one and took another for the change if not liked the separate red (because my nephew is independent but has his face painted blue and yellow, I think). okay, okay: juli did not say exactly what he liked but got two. and that is more than a lot when your ball comes off the super battery to play with the wi! only hope is a miracle ... Speaking of miracles is the turn of my favorite goddaughter:
of milagritos I got one on qualification. said the moist chocolate cake I made for Christmas Eve was like: "a thousand points" and wants her birthday cake when you arrive at eight. mucus seems silly thing but do not believe, moist chocolate cake will replace the seven unbeaten chocotorta birthday wearing their branches (you saw that some children celebrate his birthday three or even four times, is this fascination with blow out the candles and ask for wishes, no I tell you ...). Catalina
with conquests had smaller but no less difficult. Well wishes to achieve with and for children is far more complex than with or for the nephews. at one point the nephews are relaxed and less demanding when giving by a desire materialized. Well, catalina established that all the mothers of the world, at least world she knows, I'm the one that best makes the burgers, sometimes even exceed those of mc donalds (which does not mean she considers to Ronald as a mother) and if I return with the effort bite the onion and cool a bit before seasoning the pan, return to what they were before. Before that, Catherine? before you would do the live, ma, and quit putting onions and ketchup bottle glass. Santi
to reach some superlative achievements but can not confess publicly and good luck to have in my library pessoa won the last non-desire fulfilled in 2010. So, I did nothing, but anarchist banker's book is on the table in the bathroom waiting for the end or someone santi learn that it ended and relocate it on the shelf of p of which once was only my library. talk of books reminds me that Julian asked me to give away some of the following items will be interested in this 2011 address: hitler (gulp), dinosaurs, Atlantis and something else that eludes me and it's not turtles. see what I can do about it. (Suggestions are accepted by return mail.) Valentina
to have an outstanding achievement. discovered a story of mine in an anthology and began reading. my success will be the year that began get your mother to help so you can finish it. in principle because there is a santiago impressed and Catherine of players: they are called like your children, aunt coke!

with lolo I have no particular desire fulfilled although this year it became my official test prototype toys. I make dolls and give them to loloncho to see if they fall apart, get dirty, get lost in a corner and never anyone ever encountered. ratatouille but we lost and I always valentina rescues him and puts it to sleep in the cradle of her dolls. time! yes I played a non-desire to lorenzo. four days ago I said OK, thought about it and I will give your lunchbox of Buzz Light year but only because it has two equal and that gives me a little. this is a declaration of love. matched because I always gave him a little while the woody Santiaguito and let them play with my lunchboxes when it comes to home: Aunt coke ... you're an aunt or a girl?

not have not had other conquests. I noticed some tastes and ran some risks but I think they stopped caring about the desires that have nothing to do with the surprises and emotions. nobody is going to get in front of his birthday cake to ask lolo deemed possible buzz deliver your lunchbox worth or want to read a story of Santiago and sprockets, or even no one would install in his desire to source showed enchanted place your home pessoa find or declare his brothers showed their mom as the best hamburguesera of universe. is generally better to ask for work, health, love and success which must always be accompanied by money because if not, can not be pissed. Not that I would not have requested expedited san san expeditious know what to get, and I refuse to go to san antonio to thank for their laburos owed, even I gave to my sisters and cousins \u200b\u200bfat cat good Chinese fortune (that pussy shocking that moves the leg inviting customers to spend the money and good fortune) ... I still wish such universal issues as farting. but I like more and more, provide the details, almost always, more near from the truth. This year he spent almost all of these details had to do with the family mostritos and seemed to count was the best Christmas story of all possible Christmas stories.


now because I'm left with the mostrita aste to make our list of objectives for 2011. goal is not the same as desire. twelve things is we intend to do this year that cost us and we always want and never do or never did because we had happened ... the secret is not ever check the list to avoid unnecessary despair. Santiago, for instance, already proposed resuming classes trumpet (sorry for the neighbors with those ears so absolute that they have) and visits to the club of friends to graze a bit. and fish, of course, all other proposals santi for 2011 have to do with fish ..